What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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