We're like a lot better than the average bears
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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