Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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