THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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