She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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