So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Come share oat with me in your robe
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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