At least make sure they are 18
Why
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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