How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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