what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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