I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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