Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
