For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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