Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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