I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I am mentally ready for anal.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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