I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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