There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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