I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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