So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how do flat chested girls get laid?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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