Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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