You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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