Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The feeling are messing with the penis
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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