is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just gift wrapped bread.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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