Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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