Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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