I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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