i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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