I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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