Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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