physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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