Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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