Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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