That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
