fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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