Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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