Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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