I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
ok first of all what the fuck
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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