How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she looked like the before picture.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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