Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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