Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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