yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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