I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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