I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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