I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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