I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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