Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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