glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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