just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
