We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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