I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He shit in the fireplace
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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