I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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